Chopped Liver: Anyone capable of being a liver donor should be
cowering behind secure doors with their 12 gauge locked and
loaded right now. It seems that there are substantial rumors that
Ted Kennedy needs some spare parts. By way of Drudge and
the National Enquirer (Don’t laugh, they have gotten some scoops
in the past couple of years), it seems Ole Chappaquiddick Ted
may have cirrhosis of the liver. It may be that the years of partying,
drinking, and snorkeling have finally caught up with him. What is
really upsetting is that spokespersons are denying the condition.
That means it is likely to be more of a surprise for the poor sap,
er……"volunteer" organ donor who just happens to match the
Last of The Kennedy Brothers. The bright side is that if they
do not find a match, Gov. Jane Swift gets to turn Daschle into
Minority Leader again. It would really be ironic if Senator
Strom Thurmond outlasts the "Senator" from Cape Cod.
Everyone should start "whistling Dixie" for good luck.
Respectfully,
Anthony Canales
Mike Haas wrote:
> Chopped Liver: Anyone capable of being a liver donor should be
> cowering behind secure doors with their 12 gauge locked and
> loaded right now. It seems that there are substantial rumors that
> Ted Kennedy needs some spare parts.
Ted Kennedy has problems with his liver? Man,
you think you know someone! You could knock me
over with a feather!
> By way of Drudge and
> the National Enquirer (Don’t laugh, they have gotten some scoops
> in the past couple of years), it seems Ole Chappaquiddick Ted
> may have cirrhosis of the liver.
Wow! Right out of left field.
–
Jim
"I was told that the president cannot listen for
long, that he prefers talking himself, and within
five minutes, he gets irritable," Russian
President Vladimir Putin told reporters in Moscow.
"But it all turned out differently in actual fact.
. . . A very trusting relationship developed
immediately."
Silvio Berlusconi, the Italian premier reported
after his inaugural meeting with the fellow
conservative that Bush was "very likable and down
to earth."
German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder said he
appreciated Bush’s “friendly atmosphere.”
Maybe this was why the "socialists" were after the Mass. Governor’s ass,
just because she was pregnant and then a mother…OHH My GOSH! The
Socialists position on family leave and motherhood should have given her a
left-wing free pass……….now we may know, because she can appoint the
replacement Senator!!
"Mike Haas" <m…@skyweyr.com> wrote in message
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> Chopped Liver: Anyone capable of being a liver donor should be
> cowering behind secure doors with their 12 gauge locked and
> loaded right now. It seems that there are substantial rumors that
> Ted Kennedy needs some spare parts. By way of Drudge and
> the National Enquirer (Don’t laugh, they have gotten some scoops
> in the past couple of years), it seems Ole Chappaquiddick Ted
> may have cirrhosis of the liver. It may be that the years of partying,
> drinking, and snorkeling have finally caught up with him. What is
> really upsetting is that spokespersons are denying the condition.
> That means it is likely to be more of a surprise for the poor sap,
> er……"volunteer" organ donor who just happens to match the
> Last of The Kennedy Brothers. The bright side is that if they
> do not find a match, Gov. Jane Swift gets to turn Daschle into
> Minority Leader again. It would really be ironic if Senator
> Strom Thurmond outlasts the "Senator" from Cape Cod.
> Everyone should start "whistling Dixie" for good luck.
> Respectfully,
> Anthony Canales
Don’t worry, Republican politicians are too stupid to take advantage of even
this. The Republican party will probably urge Swift to dig up a Tip O’Neill
clone so as not to piss off the liberal media, minorties, single female
government workers and all the other people who wouldn’t vote for them
anyway!
WillRogers <WillRog…@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> Maybe this was why the "socialists" were after the Mass. Governor’s ass,
> just because she was pregnant and then a mother…OHH My GOSH! The
> Socialists position on family leave and motherhood should have given her a
> left-wing free pass……….now we may know, because she can appoint the
> replacement Senator!!
> "Mike Haas" <m…@skyweyr.com> wrote in message
> news:3b7c4246$1_1@newsreader.calweb.com…
> > Chopped Liver: Anyone capable of being a liver donor should be
> > cowering behind secure doors with their 12 gauge locked and
> > loaded right now. It seems that there are substantial rumors that
> > Ted Kennedy needs some spare parts. By way of Drudge and
> > the National Enquirer (Don’t laugh, they have gotten some scoops
> > in the past couple of years), it seems Ole Chappaquiddick Ted
> > may have cirrhosis of the liver. It may be that the years of partying,
> > drinking, and snorkeling have finally caught up with him. What is
> > really upsetting is that spokespersons are denying the condition.
> > That means it is likely to be more of a surprise for the poor sap,
> > er……"volunteer" organ donor who just happens to match the
> > Last of The Kennedy Brothers. The bright side is that if they
> > do not find a match, Gov. Jane Swift gets to turn Daschle into
> > Minority Leader again. It would really be ironic if Senator
> > Strom Thurmond outlasts the "Senator" from Cape Cod.
> > Everyone should start "whistling Dixie" for good luck.
> > Respectfully,
> > Anthony Canales
"IAN R DODGSON" <ce…@prodigy.net> wrote in message
news:rL%e7.2935$WQ7.226320530@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com…
> Don’t worry, Republican politicians are too stupid to take advantage of
even
> this. The Republican party will probably urge Swift to dig up a Tip
O’Neill
> clone so as not to piss off the liberal media, minorties, single female
> government workers and all the other people who wouldn’t vote for them
> anyway!
Unfortunately, the GOP is definitely the "stupid party" and the Mass.
GOP is likely to blow it once again!